October 23, 2009
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Sexually Politically Correct Language (For your pleasure)
Sex - artificial production of vertically, and horizontally challenged homo sapiens
Penis - Ejaculation device
Vagina - Insertion pod
Sperm - swimming terminal access drivers
Egg - production entry point
Blondes - golden colored chicks
Redheads - warrior chicks
Brunettes - Asian style chick
Chick - unintended beauty victim
Girls - sexually discplined
Boys - sexually savage beasts
Asshole - hole diggers
Bitch - unregulated species
Rape victim (from George Carlin - BEST COMEDIAN EVER - we miss you George!) - unintended sperm recipient
Update (Progressive Progressions Report):
Orgasm - white goo spattering
Pleasure - screaming session
Trans-sexuals - Sexually transformable genus of homo erectus sapien
Gays/Lesbians - Sexually biased
Genitals - Special activity zones
Kissing - saliva stock exchange
Hugging - bodily enclosure
Foreplay - double mechanical re-adjustment
Masturbation - unreasoned fluid depletion
Nudity - garment free
Sexual Fantasies - bodily delusions
The above is just for your personal humor. I hope you all liked it.
Comments (6)
Haha. That's hilarious man.
Insertion pod! Classic! I do like the P.C. term for bitch. It fits nicely.
Lol, check out these -
Pleasure - screaming session
Orgasm - white goo spattering
@misuriver, @mathematicalbagpiper -
New updates
@L_O_R_D_X101 -
Lovely. I'm loving the LOL's.
@L_O_R_D_X101 -
Ahh!! I will never see an orgasm the same way again.
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