October 23, 2009

  • Sexually Politically Correct Language (For your pleasure)

    Sex - artificial production of vertically, and horizontally challenged homo sapiens

    Penis - Ejaculation device

    Vagina - Insertion pod

    Sperm - swimming terminal access drivers

    Egg - production entry point

    Blondes - golden colored chicks

    Redheads - warrior chicks

    Brunettes - Asian style chick

    Chick - unintended beauty victim

    Girls - sexually discplined

    Boys - sexually savage beasts

    Asshole - hole diggers

    Bitch - unregulated species

    Rape victim (from George Carlin - BEST COMEDIAN EVER - we miss you George!) - unintended sperm recipient

    Update (Progressive Progressions Report):

    Orgasm - white goo spattering

    Pleasure - screaming session

    Trans-sexuals - Sexually transformable genus of homo erectus sapien

    Gays/Lesbians - Sexually biased

    Genitals - Special activity zones

    Kissing - saliva stock exchange

    Hugging - bodily enclosure

    Foreplay - double mechanical re-adjustment

    Masturbation - unreasoned fluid depletion

    Nudity - garment free

    Sexual Fantasies - bodily delusions

     

    The above is just for your personal humor. I hope you all liked it.

     

     

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