November 10, 2009
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Why we don’t need golf
I love George Carlin’s routine on golf and homeless people. So, I naturally agree with his analysis of the pathetic nature of golf.
1. Golf is for arrogant, elite, bourgeoisie, white, rich, Anglo-Saxon white men, “sport.”
2. It has a ball about an inch in width
3. You play the game with a twisted stick
4. You drive around a “clean green lawn” to pick the ball that is white, and has weird hexagon shapes all over it
5. The golf course itself is hundreds of acres long and thousands of acres and hectares on some of the best land on the Earth and or USA/North America
6. “Business” deals can be discussed anywhere, not necessarily on a golf course
7. The reason why there are so many homeless people is because they need a HOUSE…to live in…and places to work at – close to where they live.
8. What is more important: rich white guys playing golf or resolving the homeless issue?
9. For those who think that mini golf is better – well, they can go screw themselves too
10. I am not a hypocrite because I am not white, and I am not rich, and I do not play golf…
11. Golf is GAY – it is a boring sport to watch, let alone play. No intellect required. Just hit a fucking ball and go and get it. Simple – any stupid person can do it.
So, do you agree that we should do away with golf, and solve the homeless issue first and foremost?
P.S. GOLF IS A FUCKING ELITE SPORT.
Your comments and criticism are welcome…
