November 27, 2009

• Girlfriend Rules: Simple, Short, and Smart

  These are my rules regarding how my future girlfriend/fiance/wife should treat me:

  1. No cheating
  2. No bitching
  3. No wasting my money if she is rich enough already to afford everything she can possibly get for herself
  4. No fucking around with other guys
  5. No bullshitting
  6. No lying to her parents, or manipulating other people, including myself
  7. Has had no more than 1 or even no boyfriend in the past
  8. Is understanding
  9. Is loyal
  10. Is trustworthy
  11. Is committed for the long term, not just another random, “fling.”

  If a girl cannot fit any of these criteria, they are not worth my time.

  In regard to myself:

  1. Be less of a jerk
  2. Be loving
  3. Be understanding
  4. Less defensive…(it depends)
  5. Be more sympathetic
  6. Play hard to get
  7. Be a nerd
  8. Be more socially active…somehow (vague, but, meh)
  9. Be more cautious of who I can actually trust
  10. Challenge a bitchy girlfriend should I do find one…that is actually bitchy
  11. Do not let myself to be taken advantage of, cheated on, manipulated, or given an ultimatum by a girl. Be assertive.

  My rules and her rules are simple. K.I.S.S.

   

   

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